blastortoise-chan:

*rolls eyes*

*inhales deeply*

*exhales slowly*

*blinks multiple times*

*purses lips*

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if you’re reading this we’re now in a relationship love you babe

(via trust)

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wwolfparty:

when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person

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oomshi:

time to do some spring cleaning

*wipes crumbs off bed*

done

(via asian)

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Straight White Boy Problem #462

lemonlade:

straightwhiteboyproblems:

my phone ran out of battery so i cant play 2048 and none of my friends are in this class. school is so boring……..i guess its time for me to show my skills *starts banging on table rhythmically with a pencil until teacher asks me to stop*

THIS IS THE BEST ONE

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microcomets:

microcomets:

sometimes I let my dog sleep on my bed and sometimes when I try to go to sleep i open my eyes and she’s just smiling at me like the biggest fuckin idiot, like I’m the best thing since sliced bread, and god I just really love my dog

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