• waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring
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lofty-cries:

Why can’t everyone I wanna meet be like 10 minutes away

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plzstic:

diancie:

I wish Black Widow was sung by Nicki and Rihanna instead of their knockoffs.

Omg

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